I open the door to my son, and he has a confused look on his face. He asks, "Dad? Are you going to make me a snack?" I tell him to shut up, and my voice cracks. My son knocks on the door, interrupting my brief moment of mourning. I feel nothing at first, then immense sadness, like I'm at a loved one's funeral. Pink's lifeless body laying on the floor beside him. There is only Red, standing by himself in Fuel. I press the 'Kill' button and watch as my character beheads Pink silently. Red having reddish-pink sus children with Pink. Then as my cursor hovers over the kill button, I hesitate. It will all be okay," I whisper in a soft, reassuring voice. I am moved to tears as I caress the screen, kissing it tenderly. She is too beautiful, too angelic, the light reflecting off of her pink bodysuit, like stars on a voided sky. Standing there motionlessly as I face her directly. I move quietly through the halls, like a snake about to strike its prey, and I see- Oh no. I then move towards Reactor, stabbing Yellow in the back and then running down the corridor to the right to access Decontamination. The thrill of killing an animated character in an online game has never been such a rush. I hit Blue in Comms, then cross the hall and vent to Specimen, murdering Green in cold blood. I press Practice, to warm up my fingers before my first intense game of Among Us. I could never get close to Pink, however, as if she had some kind of sixth sense, she would always leave before I could reveal myself to her as the impostor. My wife could never be as sexy as Pink is her soft footfalls in electrical as I peek at her curvy form from inside a vent, waiting for the right time to strike. Oh, how I wish I could feel those luscious, soft asscheeks. I immediately looked at pink as she slowly floated across the screen. My fingers drummed impatiently on my desk as the Innersloth logo faded in, and then out. As I clicked the button my body twitched with joy at the thought of being the impostor again. My absolute favourite game of all time and quite possibly the best and most well-made game in the entire world. I slowly dragged my finger across the track pad, and watched the cursor as it glided over to the Among Us icon. I hopped on my laptop, booted it up and my desktop loaded, complete with the 'Red Sus' background and all my Among Us Impostor fan-art. After a while of waiting, she finally left and I could play my favourite game, Among Us. She asked me to take care of my son, so I immediately obliged. Pink from 'Among Us' ruined my marriage.Ī couple months ago, my wife said she was going out for a ladies' night.
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